tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3618248278947063472.post3047625982595933694..comments2016-09-02T09:42:46.708-05:00Comments on Wilberg's Wanderings: T.I.A.Rebekahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00723403609602764745noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3618248278947063472.post-64526946865670383042011-06-16T05:39:18.462-05:002011-06-16T05:39:18.462-05:00Aunt Liz, I am trying to figure out an address to ...Aunt Liz, I am trying to figure out an address to give you - these things apparently take time here, but I will find one. In about 2 weeks I would likely climb Kilimanjaro for a box of Mac and Cheese, so I will figure out an address one way or another!<br /><br />Tara, candy here in Swahili is "pipi". Little Sumaya got an Airhead the first day here. The next day she asked for another one first thing in the morning. I told her to wait until after dinner. That night, after dinner, she pulled on my dress and said very quietly, "You said after dinner pipi." I did - so I gave her one. Now every night she says the same thing to me. Yesterday I finally told her I didn't say that yesterday - I caught on to her game and she wasn't too happy about it! Oh my gosh - I am about to bust out laughing - as I am writing this Sumaya just came up to me with a 50 schilling coin that she has been holding onto since I got here. She wants me to take her down to the corner hut - I said "Why?" Guess what she said? "PIPI!" As you suggested, I told ehr she can wait - I am drinking chai. In short, your assumptions are correct - bring plenty of candy and you will be able to bribe your way into - or out of - anything here! As for the toilet - there is indoor plumbing. The hole in the ground actually flushes. So why on earth could we not have installed a throne on top of it????Rebekahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00723403609602764745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3618248278947063472.post-77099641866724498682011-06-15T07:34:36.710-05:002011-06-15T07:34:36.710-05:00So a few things to address. First of all, I am not...So a few things to address. First of all, I am not at all surprised you talked your way out of the $200 overweight charge. You can bribe ANYONE with beef jerky over there, or so I have heard. They were probably also impressed that in your suitcase you packed enough candy to feed every child in Africa. I think that is why they had pity on you. (I will be using this same approach next time I fly anywhere FOR ANYTHING. "Please waive my fee. That candy and wine in the bag are for the spoiled children in Disney World". I think it'll work). On a more serious note: Termites and a squat toilet. I don't even know what to say except to offer a suggestion to two. I will fly there with Allen and pack a toilet (using the same excuse as you did to waive the fee) to install this and have him install plumbing for you, as well. And the termites: leave them alone. One morning you will wake up and your bed will have been eating while you were sleeping. Then you can request a new Serta pillow-top mattress that we can also pack and bring with us. We will just use your handy dandy vacuum sealer so your mattress fits in our bags.<br />I am glad you enjoyed the camping trip. I can't wait to see pictures of all of that. It must be truly amazing to feel so far removed from technology and enjoy the beauty of God's creation. You being there added to his painting that morning. As you begin this journey (for the second time) I know you will be like that sunrise for so many people. The promise of something so much bigger and better to to come. An opportunity to expand their horizon. What an amazing way to be reminded that you have a full days worth of sunlight to accomplish as much as you can on African time. So, come to think of it, I am probably accomplishing more than you are right now. ;)I am tempted to adopt the T.I.A. phrase when I get overwhelmed. "Julia, you can cry all you want, but it is going to be a minute before I make you lunch. This is Africa."<br />The girls miss you, but I am reading your blog to them. They are excited to see what will be next. Hopefully the termites will stay away from your laptop so you can continue posting. We can't wait to read it, but we would understand if we have to wait awhile because as they say in Swahili "Nini kufanya kitu hivi sasa, wakati wanaweza kusubiri hadi baada ya muda wa chai?"<br />xoxoxoxoTarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16998228456700669034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3618248278947063472.post-84363623449028680572011-06-15T05:38:10.122-05:002011-06-15T05:38:10.122-05:00Becki, thanks for the updates and news about your ...Becki, thanks for the updates and news about your trip so far. It sure sounds exciting! Do you have an adress so I could send you some Mac and Cheese? I am not sure I would do well with the squat toilet though. Have a good day. Love you, Aunt LizAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com